Top Ten Signs It's Time to Join Emailers Anonymous!

10 You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and check your email on the way back to bed.

9 Your firstborn is named dotcom.

8 You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness.

7 You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop in your lap and your child in the overhead compartment.

6 You decide to stay in college for another year or two, just for the free Internet access.

5 You find yourself typing 'com' after every period.com

4 You refer to going shopping as downloading.

3 You move into a new home and decide to netscape before you landscape.

2 You start tilting your head sideways to smile. ;-)

And now the Number One sign that you know it's time to join Emailers' Anonymous:

1 Immediately after reading this list, you email it to someone!